Sex In The Workplace

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Have You Ever Had Sex On The Job???

Yes, and i'd do it again...
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Sex In The Workplace

Postby Silent Assassin » Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:46 pm

Is it just me, or has anyone else ever had sex in their place of business??

be it in a bathroom, in your office with the door closed, upstairs in the penthouse conference room, in a broom closet.. anywhere....

and NO, it doesn't necessarily have to be with a coworker, but you get double points if it was....
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Postby AkuTyger » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:01 pm

Why didn't you give an option for "No, but I would..."?

I voted for yes, but that being taken into the context as 'student' being an occupation. I had sex in the highschool several times. In several places. While I went there.

Actually, now that I think about it, I did do it when I worked at the convenience store many years ago.... As of now, however, I have not in my current occupation.
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Postby Silent Assassin » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:05 pm

When my ex worked one block up from me, I don't think there was a room in the penthouse that we didn't use...

it got to a point where we would meet daily around 2:30PM, and do the dirty deed somewhere in my or her building... this went on for about 3 months (aside from cycle days)...

I see two others have coined in, but without comments.. it's alright to be a freak...
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Postby AkuTyger » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:08 pm

It is wierd to think about, but the reasoning behind having sex at school was that we were so deathy afraid that our parents would find us. So we did it in a public place, like a park, or at school, like in the catwalks of the auditorium, or the i-tv room, or the dressing room under the stage...

I think back on it now, and think I was too young and EW! Who has sex at their highschool, I mean, come on! :shock: Maybe I had more issues then, so I have less now.
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Postby RioMonger » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:11 pm

I have had sex when I was tutoring a female college student in my bedroom. Does that count? It was not as good as I expected, the chick was very cold.....

My fantasy is to have someone under my desk providing oral services. That would be cool........
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Postby AkuTyger » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:12 pm

Why did you do it at work SA?
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Postby Silent Assassin » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:16 pm

Cause it was too far to drive home... *shrug*

I really don't know...

spontanaeity... stupidity... horny...

probably a combination of all 3 I suppose...

I wanna have sex on an airplane, but they keep sitting me next to fat canadian women when I travel on long flights...

2 in a dam row!
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Postby AkuTyger » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:20 pm

Haha, that would be awsome! Like in the bathroom? Or would you be sneaky under those 'not-so-big-blankets'?
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Postby Silent Assassin » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:28 pm

I'm too big for alot of places... so my options are limited...

we used to do it in my car quite frequently in the parking garage downstairs, but we've been caught twice there, so we had to seek out new locations..

when I say caught, I don't mean busted caught.. like "ha! we see you!!!"...

but people walking by and happen to notice that the windows are steamed up on that car over there...

so we layed low on the parking garage sex..
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Postby Jumiyummi » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:45 pm

well.... does it count if you started in the office and continued somewherelse?!
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Postby Silent Assassin » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:51 pm

Did he get the head in?
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Postby Jumiyummi » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:54 pm

Silent Assassin wrote:Did he get the head in?



depends where is in....
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Postby badgirl » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:55 pm

My fantasy is to have someone under my desk providing oral services. That would be cool........[/quote]

this reminded me of when I worked in a nightclub, and in the space underneath the hatch where you get to the other side of the bar. When I was younger and seeing an older man, I used to go under the hatch and give him oral pleasures while he was behind in the bar.
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Postby Silent Assassin » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:56 pm

Jumimadinha wrote:[..]

depends where is in....

Jumi.. :oops: :oops:

In your tunnel of love..

or in your trap...

in is in...

did he get it in?? :bandan
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Postby Jumiyummi » Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:31 am

Silent Assassin wrote:[..]


Jumi.. :oops: :oops:

In your tunnel of love..

or in your trap...

in is in...

did he get it in?? :bandan



:oops: :oops: not in there, but in some other places! :oops:
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Postby Silent Assassin » Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:35 am

Wait... :oops: :oops:

Jumi, you took it in the ass at work??

Silent like Jumi.. Jumi real bad!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Jumiyummi » Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:52 am

Silent Assassin wrote:Wait... :oops: :oops:

Jumi, you took it in the ass at work??

Silent like Jumi.. Jumi real bad!! :twisted: :twisted:



NíƒÆ’O!!!!



We can say that I was hungry...... So he gave me some milk!
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Postby Silent Assassin » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:00 am

Shit, that's just as good...

Silent still like Jumi.. Jumi real good!! :twisted:
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Postby Jumiyummi » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:57 am

Silent Assassin wrote:Shit, that's just as good...

Silent still like Jumi.. Jumi real good!! :twisted:



Ai Silent.... what is the difference is all sex!
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Postby ambienslept » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:36 pm

Hey I was right in front of the county police station and jail at a gas station, 3:00 in the afternoon. And this brother right out in the parking lot, right out in the open, had a girl on the hood, with his and her pants down f*****g the hell out of her. :lol:

That wasn't you Silent A was it? :shock:
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